Rage Against The Page

Joe Eszterhas is an asshole. Exhibit A: Burn Hollywood Burn .  Watch it. But not just any asshole. Exhibit B: Hollywood Animal .  Read it. Joe Eszterhas destroys everything he loves. Joe Eszterhas destroys everything he hates. Joe Eszterhas destroys everything else.  Including Joe Eszterhas. Exhibit C: Joe Eszterhas . Yes, Joe Eszterhas is quite the asshole. Not just any asshole. If you're a friend of Joe Eszterhas, you're not a friend of Joe Eszterhas. If you're family of Joe Eszterhas, you're not family of Joe Eszterhas. Joe Eszterhas is a destroyer of lives. He's the center of his world. He's the center of your world. Joe Eszterhas is a creator of worlds. Joe Eszterhas is a destroyer of worlds. He's the Light. He's the Dark. He's the place between the light and the dark. Joe Eszterhas is... ... the Devil's asshole .